pick the month you were born in:
jan- i danced with
feb - i needed
mar - i killed
apr - i got drunk with
may - i slapped
june - i yelled at
july - i slept with
aug - i jumped with
sept - i ran naked with
oct - i shot
nov - i kissed
dec - i fucked
pick the number you were born on:
1 - a hobo
2 - the cool aid man
3 - a porn star
4 - a crackhead
5 - the one i love
6 - willy wonka
7 - a monkey
8 - a teletubby
9 - a condom
10 - yo momma
11 - my boo
12 - a ninja
13 - paris hilton
14 - a sexy boy
15 - a stripper
16 - a slut
17 - a snowman
18 - spongebob
19 - my crush
20 - a toilet
21 - the cookie monster
22 - my ex.
23 - my right hand bitch
24 - a gangsta
25 - a homeless guy
26 - a pervert
27 - barney (the dinosaur)
28 - the jonas brothers
29 - a bed
30 - my pool
31- my underware
pick the color of shirt you are wearing now:
white - because im cool
black - because i love sex
pink - because im a skank
turquoise-because i like to skinny dip
brown- because i love hats
polka dots - because im CRAZY
purple - because im gay
grey - because that bitch stole my hamburger
other - because im ghetto
green - because i have AMAZING boobs
orange - because i am a mental retard
red- because Im in a gang
blue - because im fucking awesome
tye dye- because im a groovey scuba diver
graphic- because gummy bears rape me
yellow- because i am a weirdo
none- because i have hot abs
i got drunk with a hobo because
gummy bears rape me. O:
2 comments:
-26 november :) grey <33
-i kissed a pervert because that bitch stole my hamburger.haha.
-lg bodoh ouh.lalala~
pervert uh ape ye?
ak sita menatang nie kat mespes.
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